Kayla's List to Live By

1) If you own a pair of yellow sweat pants, just throw them out.

2) If you choose to dance to ANY Michael Jackson song within your own home, make sure that all curtains are shut.

3) Don't order spaghetti on a date. Unless, it's with your parents.

4) Use sunblock, no matter how "cool" you think you are. When you're walking around like the tin man after you get burned, tell me how "cool" you feel.

5) Never shave your head if/or because Britney did it.

6) Don't drink the water at a public pool. It's just stupid, but then again, so are some people.

7) QUIT DRINKING ENERGY DRINKS. They are bad for you! And could potentially be for those around you, who have to deal with your lack of self-control when you are bouncing off the walls like a drunken idiot.

8) Always brush your teeth. You never know who you're going to be talking to. (& yellow teeth?! One word: BLEH.)

9) Don't paint your toenails neon orange if you are going to a funeral, and your toes are viewable through your shoes.

10) An apple a day keeps the doctor away is a lie. Too much of apple acid can cause stomach aches and problems.

11) If you are going to watch "Sercret Life of the American Teenager" do it when you are not in the same room as your parents.

12) NEVER sing "I'm on a Boat" in public places.

**There will be more eventually, but until then: Just use your common sense.